And I’m already too sad to keep going.
You know it’s beautiful. With the color of his skin and how pink his lips get…the head would be that perfect shade of bubblegum. And how fucking thick we KNOW he is. And long. And you know he has the vein that wraps around his shaft just like the one that goes up his forearm.
I’d want to write it poetry and knit it a hat.
i had these ready to go
like how can u not reblog
Oscars 2014 pizza moments!
this whole post is gold
@Harry_Styles: So that's it.
Leonardo DiCaprio at the 86th Annual Academy Awards
You can see the moment his heart breaks.
Also, notice Jonah Hill in the background.
he looks like hes about to cry
and jonah looks so disgusted that matthew mcconaughey won